Now DSM isn't quite a crew of missionaries, so it only makes sense that we would associate with other guys that you wouldn't exactly want to date your daughter. Enter Team Subpar. Known primarily for their long-distance missions in which their boats are carried far more than they are paddled, Subpar beatered their way onto the Wyoming whitewater scene back in the day when they thought that kayaking could get them chicks. By the time they discovered that a woman would rather have a committed relationship with a frozen hotdog, they were already balls-deep in the booty beer lifestyle. Since none of them have anything better to do than to run the shit on every rapid they see or injure themselves portaging, they're all still swimming across Wyoming watersheds to this very day....except Mulkey. He doesn't kayak.

DSM and Subpar are like gasoline and fire, and together they'll keep burning their way through every strip club and put-in from here to there and back again for many years to come.